What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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