i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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