Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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