You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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