What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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