i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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