I wannas sexs uuuuu
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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