Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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