she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Be still, my beating vagina.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
