I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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