I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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