if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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