OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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