The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
50% drunk capacity currently
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza