i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Someone came in the potted fern
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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