I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.