awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
This gyro tastes like lonliness
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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