I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
