yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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