she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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