This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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