Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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