Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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