i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
So. Much. Porn.
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