u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You've changed since you got that strap on
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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