did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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