just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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