Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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