i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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