Just mADE A PArabola og urine
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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