totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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