Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
A bitchslap is in order.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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