I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
never play flip cup with pint glasses
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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