honey bunches of taint.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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