how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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