What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Couch. On fire.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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