help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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