what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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