I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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