i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So I just went to clothing optional bar