Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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