none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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