AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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