Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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