great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I want her autograph on my taint
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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