Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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