I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times