TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis