I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels