Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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