Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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