Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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