I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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