What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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