The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i think my cat just said my name.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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