He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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