Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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