Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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